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getting hard 

1. Male sexual excitement. Becoming sexually aroused to the point of penile erection. Growing a boner, stiffy or hard on.
2. Growing characteristically tougher. Referring to the hardening of one’s character usually brought on by great hardship.
3. Becoming difficult.
1. “Whenever Sarah gives me that look, she know's I'm getting hard”
2. “These final exams keep getting me down. I’m getting so hard I don’t give a shit anymore”
3. “It’s getting hard to tolerate your Mum’s dutch oven morning wakeups”
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getting hard 

According to Zack Smith from facebook, "getting hard" is the act of coming to someone's wall and "posting shit with an attitude."
getting hard by jehmeaz July 24, 2006

getting hard or hardly getting? 

Pun that employs a very clever sexual innuendo.
Hey Jon, are you getting hard or hardly getting? Just kidding we know your not getting anything at all.

im getting hard 

A mans pp growing because of something that turns him on
Her: so you not gonna give me a hug?
Me in my head: im getting hard
im getting hard by Lil Jo November 30, 2021

my dick is getting fucking hard

a feeling, when you watching porn
My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

Getting It Hard 

To get forcefully fucked in the ass or pussy.
It felt so good getting it hard from my boyfriend.
Getting It Hard by Rainbow_Cadaver February 24, 2014

getting janiced hard

Getting janiced hard ....is when you get held hostage by a cock terrorist bitch hell bent on man milking you to the very edge of death from orgasmic fluid depervation...A creature who stalks a cock with an intense, peirceing stare. the gaze of a fuckening cum thirsty cock goddess, an insatiable heathen of the phalic arts,,,,Her Bitch prepares his CockSlayer like a high purse prize boxer with the hands of a thi chee master muscle manipulater, a deep tissue and hard nipple provocateer..his reward from his goddess .... the pimphand of bad ass bitch accross his face and nuts..the crackle tears through the fabric of the gothic castles spaces ....The ultimate in kink, fantasy and roll playing , bring your best game...prepare to be.... Getting Janiced Hard.......right
Did you see that guy in that soccor moms milfs car ..tremoring, dehidrated, i know the sucked off,,sucked,succabused, milked for every drop empty stare....just meeting up with that ballblasting, wall plastering goddess of cock conjuring your going to be..... getting Janiced Hard...right...........by..Uncle Icky
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