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1. Male sexual excitement. Becoming sexually aroused to the point of penile erection. Growing a boner, stiffy or hard on.
2. Growing characteristically tougher. Referring to the hardening of one’s character usually brought on by great hardship.
3. Becoming difficult.
1. “Whenever Sarah gives me that look, she know's I'm getting hard”
2. “These final exams keep getting me down. I’m getting so hard I don’t give a shit anymore”
3. “It’s getting hard to tolerate your Mum’s dutch oven morning wakeups”
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by Dude_why_are_my_socks_wet July 23, 2016

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That moment your boyfriend /partner takes a minute too long to take your photo.
"Done yet?"
"Nah this lighting's really shit. Let me try something with the settings"
"...okay, how about now?"
"I think the camera app just crashed, gimme a sec"
"If this is another Vaporeon asshole...."

--Pokemon paranoia
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