get sconed 

A word created by Kevin and Arthon to be used mainly as something to replace "owned" or "pwned".

Other forms:

get zoned
get coned
get phoned
get sewn

charanvattanakie: gay this faggot is hacking

nicemental: get sconed

get sconed by nicemental January 23, 2009

get stoned with two birds 

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

get stoned with two birds by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

get scone 

Another way of saying "Get gone" or "Go away"
Often used by someone to show they are want another person to go away or to ensue someone else going away.

Example :
Boy 1 : Wow this kid needs to get scone
Boy 2 : Ok I am getting scone

get scone by Houki July 29, 2014

get stoned 

What you do before the word stoned applies. Contrary to popular opinion, it's not the only way to blow your mind, man!

"Everybody wants to get stoned."

get stoned by Downstrike October 16, 2004

get stoned 

A good method for people who haven't lived the high life, and desperately need one to stop their hating.

All you like to do ryan is intimidate folks around you, here take this joint and you'll be fine! sweet!

get stoned by peace yall March 8, 2005

kill two birds and get stoned

getting something productive done while you are stoned

I just got stoned, and all I wanna do right now is set up my bank account. Fuck it- I'm gonna kill two birds and get stoned.

kill two birds and get stoned by dahighjinks September 27, 2026

oh get no scoped 

1.a phrase said in a short sound clip commonly used in MLG montages

2.commonly used in MLG media and in MLG montages to signify you got no scoped

oh get no scoped!

oh get no scoped by so dank December 6, 2016