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get stoned with two birds 

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

get scone 

Another way of saying "Get gone" or "Go away"
Often used by someone to show they are want another person to go away or to ensue someone else going away.
Example :
Boy 1 : Wow this kid needs to get scone
Boy 2 : Ok I am getting scone
get scone by Houki July 29, 2014

get stoned 

What you do before the word stoned applies. Contrary to popular opinion, it's not the only way to blow your mind, man!
get stoned by Downstrike October 16, 2004

get stoned 

A good method for people who haven't lived the high life, and desperately need one to stop their hating.
All you like to do ryan is intimidate folks around you, here take this joint and you'll be fine! sweet!
get stoned by peace yall March 8, 2005

oh get no scoped 

1.a phrase said in a short sound clip commonly used in MLG montages

2.commonly used in MLG media and in MLG montages to signify you got no scoped
oh get no scoped by so dank December 6, 2016

get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once