The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmart stores. The purpose of the
Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your
money, the
Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart security or as people greeters.
The Walmart checker was too
lazy to
bag the toilet
paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.