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groesbeck 

a small town that nobody knows about. all there is to do there is get drunk fight and have sex. and everybody there is greatly skilled at all three
where the hell is groesbeck texas?
groesbeck by toki tot tackers October 17, 2008
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Comes from the combination of the first names of rockers Gerard Way and Joe Trohman. Describes a young man who is typically extremely attractive but whose amazing personality is what stands out above all. Extremely unique, random, non conforming, and unclassifyable. Often mistaken as an emo, loser, or freak. Ex: Dwayne from Little Miss Sunshine.
Did you see that geroe with the homemade band tee at the concert?
geroe by Alether April 16, 2007
A stunning individual, very charming, and incredibly hot. Smart and creative. Boys want to be like him. Girls go crazy just to be with him. He is certainly a very special person. His hottness is so unbelievble, his pictures are dangerous. Teenage girls have pictures of him on their wall. The rest is for you to discover, there is so much to say about Geryes.
Wow.. you look great but not as much as Geryes!!
Ohh Geryes.. you blow my mind
Geryes by Gman9912 June 15, 2013
(n.) an amazing person.
(v.) the act of being amazing.
Distant relatives of Winnie The Pooh
Look how cool that girl is...No doubt she's a Geroski!
Geroski by QuickAskZoey February 25, 2009

Van-Groeshner Effect 

When you're having sex with an ample-boobled girl, it's possible to time your thrusts so that her jubbs move in perpetual opposing circular movements.

Next time you're giving your girl a bit of playtime, it might be worth mentioning this to her when you see this happening.
"Honey, look! We made the Van-Groeshner Effect happen! Wow!"

Pulled a Groesch 

That awkward moment when you say something embarrasing right when everyone else in the room stops talking. The whole situation is taken way out of contrast and is quite funny. Usually such moments are never lived down.
Alex: Some five-year-old girls can be attractive..
Tiffany: WHAT did you just say?!?
Matt: Nah tiffany it's ok, he just pulled a groesch
Pulled a Groesch by Shiny Zebra June 22, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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