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groesbeck 

a small town that nobody knows about. all there is to do there is get drunk fight and have sex. and everybody there is greatly skilled at all three
where the hell is groesbeck texas?
groesbeck by toki tot tackers October 17, 2008
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Comes from the combination of the first names of rockers Gerard Way and Joe Trohman. Describes a young man who is typically extremely attractive but whose amazing personality is what stands out above all. Extremely unique, random, non conforming, and unclassifyable. Often mistaken as an emo, loser, or freak. Ex: Dwayne from Little Miss Sunshine.
Did you see that geroe with the homemade band tee at the concert?
geroe by Alether April 16, 2007
A stunning individual, very charming, and incredibly hot. Smart and creative. Boys want to be like him. Girls go crazy just to be with him. He is certainly a very special person. His hottness is so unbelievble, his pictures are dangerous. Teenage girls have pictures of him on their wall. The rest is for you to discover, there is so much to say about Geryes.
Wow.. you look great but not as much as Geryes!!
Ohh Geryes.. you blow my mind
Geryes by Gman9912 June 15, 2013
(n.) an amazing person.
(v.) the act of being amazing.
Distant relatives of Winnie The Pooh
Look how cool that girl is...No doubt she's a Geroski!
Geroski by QuickAskZoey February 25, 2009

Van-Groeshner Effect 

When you're having sex with an ample-boobled girl, it's possible to time your thrusts so that her jubbs move in perpetual opposing circular movements.

Next time you're giving your girl a bit of playtime, it might be worth mentioning this to her when you see this happening.
"Honey, look! We made the Van-Groeshner Effect happen! Wow!"

Pulled a Groesch 

That awkward moment when you say something embarrasing right when everyone else in the room stops talking. The whole situation is taken way out of contrast and is quite funny. Usually such moments are never lived down.
Alex: Some five-year-old girls can be attractive..
Tiffany: WHAT did you just say?!?
Matt: Nah tiffany it's ok, he just pulled a groesch