A person who humps and commits sexual acts with animals; generally chickens, cows, or lamps.
(Gerbever/gerbeeved) A person who gerbeeves / an animal who was gerbeeved upon.
Gerbeeving is an act of rape.
Me: Yo stevio.
Him:Yo. Yo, I was like being a total gerbeever and gerbeeving all of dam animals in dat barn over dare!
Me: I'm gonna report you for rape.
Police Man: I like donuts.
One who enjoys sex with gerbils. Usually involves the insertion of a gerbil into one's anus which results in stimulation produced by the struggling gerbil. Longer-tailed gerbils are preferred, leaving plenty of room for removing the gerbil from the anus.
After a longsession with gerbils last night, one was missing, so I ended up in the Emergency Room having to expain that I was a gerbisexual.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).