A person who humps and commits sexual acts with animals; generally chickens, cows, or lamps.
(Gerbever/gerbeeved) A person who gerbeeves / an animal who was gerbeeved upon.
Gerbeeving is an act of rape.
Me: Yo stevio.
Him:Yo. Yo, I was like being a total gerbeever and gerbeeving all of dam animals in datbarn over dare!
Me: I'm gonna report you for rape.
Police Man: I like donuts.
One who enjoys sex with gerbils. Usually involves the insertion of a gerbil into one's anus which results in stimulation produced by the struggling gerbil. Longer-tailed gerbils are preferred, leaving plenty of room for removing the gerbil from the anus.
After a longsession with gerbils last night, one was missing, so I ended up in the Emergency Room having to expain that I was a gerbisexual.