germainus

germainus is my very (un)cool table partner.

"UGH I cannot believe I have to sit next to germainus"
"Did you just 'UGH' in real life"

germainus by ppmaika April 22, 2022

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.

"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017

Germansplaining

Well-known cultural phenomenon in Europe in which a German-thinking individual (usually from Germany, Austria, or Switzerland) that you may have never interacted with before notices something distressing and promptly steps out of their comfort zone to 'help' , by systematically lecturing you on all the things that you are doing wrong about your life and all the things that you should and are not doing.

A non-verbal form of Germansplainin is also known as the GLOD (German Look of Disapproval)

"Some old man started Germansplaining to me while I was walking down the street"
"What did he tell you?"
"I don't know, I don't speak German"

Germansplaining by xp93 February 24, 2019

Germanese 

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.

"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "

Germanese by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

Germanistan 

Islamic state under sharia law in western Europe. Formerly referred to as Germany.

Germanistan is filled with nothing but people worshiping a peaceful religion.

Germanistan by Smith Clark June 11, 2018

Germaine 

The prettiest girl you will ever meet. She is intellligent, caring and good in everything. She is positive most of the time, very sensitive and also a supportive friend/girlfriend. Any guy would be lucky to have her. However, she is someone you must never mess with.

"That girl's so pretty! She must be a Germaine!"

Germaine by punkcandy March 9, 2019

Germaine 

Germaine is a girl and boy name, it doesn't matter which, because they are wonderful people inside and out, they make the best friendships and make you laugh no matter what. Germaine is so wonderful and he/she doesn't even know it, they pretty down for whatever people and will understand everything you tell them. He/She is so funny and can be serious but will support you no matter what because that is the type of friend he/she is, they are also very fun people to talk to.

"I just love Germaine she is so outgoing"

Germaine by Lovely.Roses January 5, 2019