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A man who is the true definition of perfection: blond hair, green eyes, sexyest body ever...

The person with whom you want to live your entire life. He can be at the same time your boyfriend, your best friend and your fuck budy because he's a real good lay.
He is charming, patient, tolerant, adorable, thoughful, clever, funny,...BREF, perfect.
Germain is really the most lovely person i've ever met.
Germain by Camindianna June 6, 2017
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Germain is the best guy ever , he is very funny ,his jokes are the best ones . and he loves hugs ! Give him a lot of hug please

He is also very smart ( just when he wants to ) I was going to forget , he loves animals too , specifically pikachu
(I don’t know if he has a big dick because he didn’t tell me 🥲)
Mhh , germain is very funny

Oh ! You’re fun but not funniest than germain
Germain by Idkididthatforgermain November 22, 2021
1.Sexy as hell
2.great love making ability

3.Funniest guy you’ll ever meet with a 3rd leg in his pants.
4.Has everything you want in a man but...will break your heart
Girl 1 : “girl I just had the best sex of my life lastnight god this p$/y is so so sore.”
Girl 2: “really , what’s his name ?”my man cannot fuck me right at all

Girl 1 : Germain
Girl2: ohhhh I heard of him ,he got a dick for a leg don’t he?
Germain by Stephyramos November 22, 2021

Germain's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, Germain's Law states that, in an argument/debate/slanging match, the first person to reference the other person's mother automatically loses.


Guy 1: You totally stole that from a bumper sticker.

Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.

Guy 1: Germain's Law!

Germain's Law by WordsmithNinja March 23, 2009

Germain-ing 

A so called "get together" that involves no more than 15 under aged delinquents participating sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll
"Omg wish I was in town Germain-ing tonight"
"Holy shit remember when we were Germain-ing all night long last summer"
"Remember that time the cops were called when we tried Germain-ing with over 15 people"
Germain-ing by kmrks April 3, 2015

Germain Cancer

A nigger named Shar once told me about a guy named “Germain” lmfaoo

jeff germain 

to delete posts that insult you in hopes that you look cool by doing it.
Dude, I was posting comments on Lindsay's wall about how she was being a whore and she totally jeff germained me.
jeff germain by bvgtoextreme July 30, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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