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A man who is the true definition of perfection: blond hair, green eyes, sexyest body ever...

The person with whom you want to live your entire life. He can be at the same time your boyfriend, your best friend and your fuck budy because he's a real good lay.
He is charming, patient, tolerant, adorable, thoughful, clever, funny,...BREF, perfect.
Germain is really the most lovely person i've ever met.
Germain by Camindianna June 6, 2017
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Germain is the best guy ever , he is very funny ,his jokes are the best ones . and he loves hugs ! Give him a lot of hug please

He is also very smart ( just when he wants to ) I was going to forget , he loves animals too , specifically pikachu
(I don’t know if he has a big dick because he didn’t tell me 🥲)
Mhh , germain is very funny

Oh ! You’re fun but not funniest than germain
Germain by Idkididthatforgermain November 22, 2021
1.Sexy as hell
2.great love making ability

3.Funniest guy you’ll ever meet with a 3rd leg in his pants.
4.Has everything you want in a man but...will break your heart
Girl 1 : “girl I just had the best sex of my life lastnight god this p$/y is so so sore.”
Girl 2: “really , what’s his name ?”my man cannot fuck me right at all

Girl 1 : Germain
Girl2: ohhhh I heard of him ,he got a dick for a leg don’t he?
Germain by Stephyramos November 22, 2021

Germain's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, Germain's Law states that, in an argument/debate/slanging match, the first person to reference the other person's mother automatically loses.
Guy 1: You totally stole that from a bumper sticker.

Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.

Guy 1: Germain's Law!
Germain's Law by WordsmithNinja March 23, 2009

Germain-ing 

A so called "get together" that involves no more than 15 under aged delinquents participating sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll
"Omg wish I was in town Germain-ing tonight"
"Holy shit remember when we were Germain-ing all night long last summer"
"Remember that time the cops were called when we tried Germain-ing with over 15 people"
Germain-ing by kmrks April 3, 2015

Germain Cancer

A nigger named Shar once told me about a guy named “Germain” lmfaoo

jeff germain 

to delete posts that insult you in hopes that you look cool by doing it.
Dude, I was posting comments on Lindsay's wall about how she was being a whore and she totally jeff germained me.
jeff germain by bvgtoextreme July 30, 2011
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