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Germanese 

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.
"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "
Germanese by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

Germaine 

The prettiest girl you will ever meet. She is intellligent, caring and good in everything. She is positive most of the time, very sensitive and also a supportive friend/girlfriend. Any guy would be lucky to have her. However, she is someone you must never mess with.
"That girl's so pretty! She must be a Germaine!"
Germaine by punkcandy March 9, 2019

Germaine 

Germaine is a girl and boy name, it doesn't matter which, because they are wonderful people inside and out, they make the best friendships and make you laugh no matter what. Germaine is so wonderful and he/she doesn't even know it, they pretty down for whatever people and will understand everything you tell them. He/She is so funny and can be serious but will support you no matter what because that is the type of friend he/she is, they are also very fun people to talk to.
"I just love Germaine she is so outgoing"
Germaine by Lovely.Roses January 5, 2019

jeff germain 

to delete posts that insult you in hopes that you look cool by doing it.
Dude, I was posting comments on Lindsay's wall about how she was being a whore and she totally jeff germained me.
jeff germain by bvgtoextreme July 30, 2011
an extremely cool and hot girl that is fun and free spirited. pronounced Gron-ya. not grainy, granny, grain, or grenade. shes skinny.
omg shes defenitly a grainne!
grainne by Mandersss December 8, 2010

Germancest

The Homosexual pairing between the brothers Prussia, and Germany, from Axis Powers Hetalia. Its pretty much the most KINKTASTIC pairing out there, because hey, Germany even reads things involving /dogs/.
Fangirl 1: Usuk trolololol
WINNING fangirl: Pshaa, that crud is too white bread YO, germancest FOREVAAA1!!1
Germancest by NANAISABOSS November 27, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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