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gerbilnaut 

Like an astronaut, but a gerbil going "where no gerbil has gone before". See gerbilling
It soon became clear to Richard's gerbil that he would soon become a gerbilnaut.
gerbilnaut by Solly Jim December 15, 2008

nigger gerbils

The cutest damn gerbils you'll ever find. Black in colour and heritage, but golden in temperament!
Awww look at those cute nigger gerbils. What's that little fella? You want some watermelon? Have a chicken bucket instead.
nigger gerbils by hodgeypodgey June 30, 2009

the king of evil gerbils 

The evilest, kingiest gerbil ever to walk the earth.
Dude i was playing online last night, and this guy named "The King Of Evil Gerbils" TOTALLY pwned me!!

reverse gerbilling 

Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.

Very often has explosive results.
When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.
The opposite of cougar.
This was made up by SNL.
"Watch out guys, they're Gerbils."
"What's a gerbil?"
"The opposite of a cougar."
Gerbils by SnL13 April 11, 2009

gerbilling 

Having a live rodent or small animal (usually a gerbil) and using some sort of tube, forcing the gerbil into ones asshole. No medical case has ever been recorded of someone needing to remove a gerbilfrom ones anus, so we must now come to the conclusiion that either
a) gerbilling doesnt exsist.
B) they are very good at getting the thing out afterwards.
Gerbilling has many famous cases, such as richard gere reportedly having a wild session with the furry animal.
For more information i recommend the south park episode "Death camp of tolerance" which features rather detailed examples of gerbilling.
The hidden line in the song "i will do anything for love".
I will do anything for love
but i wont do that
no i wont do gerbilling with you
no i wont do that

.......

"Im bored, what should we do tonight?"
"I dunno, how about you shove that gerbil up my ass, wait for it to wrigle around and maybe die, then you can pull it out."
"So whats on TV again?"
gerbilling by Russell Wilson September 28, 2005