genuitard

A genius retard. A person who thinks they know everything, but they really do not. In general, they bother the crap out of everyone they know or speak to.

Mary is a genuitard. She just said chocolate comes from many plants on different continents. I don't care.

by annoyed classmate January 25, 2011

Guitards

Idiots who think they know something about guitars, when they dont know anything about it.

Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."

by AJ Batista October 27, 2008

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by Malcolm November 3, 2003

guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008

genuardis

supermarket,located in pennsylvania, formerly owned by a caring family known as the Genuardi's who trustingly sold their comany to safeway, a california based company that doesnt give a shit about its employees or its customers. consequently running the genuardi name into the ground

yo the service at genuardis used to be the bizness, now its all fuckin safewayed out!

by scantron May 1, 2005

Guitard

One who sucks at playing guitar.

I totally messed up those chord changes, I'm such a guitard!

by Katie Bustard April 18, 2006

guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

by Tomanos December 30, 2007