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genuardis

supermarket,located in pennsylvania, formerly owned by a caring family known as the Genuardi's who trustingly sold their comany to safeway, a california based company that doesnt give a shit about its employees or its customers. consequently running the genuardi name into the ground
yo the service at genuardis used to be the bizness, now its all fuckin safewayed out!
by scantron May 1, 2005
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Gerardism

A term, normally used jokingly, but occasionally seriously by creepy teeniebopper fangirls, which basically means a serious OTT obsession with Gerard Way, frontman of My Chemical Romance.

It's kinda scary tbh. Don't get me wrong, Gerard is an amazing guy, MCR completely rule everything, but it's a bit scary to make him your RELIGION...
Normal Kid: Hee hee, yeah, I've converted to Gerardism. He's a great guy, an inspiration (and yeah, he is pretty fit), and he says the best, most random stuff :

Teeniebopper: OmG i LuV gErArD wAy!!!11 GeRaRdIsM iS mY rElIGiOn!!!! Im GoNnA hAvE hIs BaBiEs!!!11

(He's married btw. To Lyn-Z, of Mindless Self Indulgence.

My two personal favourite Gerard Way quotes, as referred to above:

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie, motherfuckers!!!
by Bang Bang. You're Dead. December 7, 2007
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Gerardism

Gerardism is a monotheistic religion founded in 2021 G.I Gerard Time based on the teachinas of their god "Gerard The Dick Slug”. Its adherents, known as Gerardists, make up a small percent of
exconenually by the year 2023. Gerardism is belief that Gerard is the only god, whose is going to come down from Gerartha and take all of his followers to paradise.

You can summon Gerard by placing each of the astronavigaors around a picture of gerard (we currently own 2 astronavigators ) once you have places them in a circle you need to put the designated shapes inside the astronavigator then chant the gerard mantra

“Gerard is all that is holy.
Gerard will take us to the motherland.
Gerard we sacrifice ourselves to you.
Gerard the all Mighty take us now.”
Join gerardism today
by Gerardism follower July 26, 2022
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