by Katie Bustard March 21, 2006
n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar
by Defiant Blob February 11, 2010
by Commandman7 May 28, 2014
A retard who plays the guitar.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.
Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
by Pipe Downn October 12, 2008
by EMRAT February 19, 2003
Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Guitar" over the "Bass" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.
Also See Basstard
Also See Basstard
Joe: I am playing guitar, the bass is stupid so you can play it.
Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song
Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song
by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009
1. A person who can play the guitar, regardless of skill level, with little to no knowledge of music theory.
"A guitard may be able to play a Gmaj7 chord, but not be able to recognize that it is a Gmaj7."
"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."
"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."
by Samyool080 July 15, 2019