Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.
He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.
by Malcolm November 03, 2003
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The use of too much or too many guitars.
The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.
by thestripeisonfire March 01, 2011
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Guitarded

Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.
"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."
by Joshualbatross April 12, 2011
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Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.
Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!
by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008
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Guitarded

1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.

2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic
When i tried to play that solo i got all "guitarded"
by Aggressive Betty February 11, 2006
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Guitarded

To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR

To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.
Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.
by Steven "Poseidon" Segura March 23, 2007
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The severe inability to learn to play a guitar.
Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.
by Tom Drye June 03, 2009
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