Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.

Gently Caress by flumpis December 24, 2008

gently caress

In lay man's terms: Fuck.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

gently caress by qxan December 9, 2008

gently caress

n. joy, love
v. to love, or to have a good time.

"I wish I was gently caressing right now."
"Me too."

"I gently caress you."
"I gently caress you too."

gently caress by ifeelgoodrightnow. September 4, 2011

Novelty Gently Caress 

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).

I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.

Novelty Gently Caress by Noir July 25, 2009

gentle caress 

to stroke gently

i long for the gentle caress of my girlfirend

gentle caress by batman34 October 28, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020