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Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.
1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
Gently Caress by flumpis December 24, 2008
Words you can keep

gently caress

In lay man's terms: Fuck.
What the gently caress is wrong with you?
gently caress by qxan December 9, 2008

gently caress

n. joy, love
v. to love, or to have a good time.
"I wish I was gently caressing right now."
"Me too."

"I gently caress you."
"I gently caress you too."
gently caress by ifeelgoodrightnow. September 4, 2011

Novelty Gently Caress 

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).
I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.
Novelty Gently Caress by Noir July 25, 2009

gentle caress 

i long for the gentle caress of my girlfirend
gentle caress by batman34 October 28, 2010
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I hit a real purple patch.

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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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