3 definition by qxan

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To brag about one's own talents.
Joe: I am the greatest person on earth!
Bob: Don't toot your own horn, you ass.
by qxan September 27, 2006

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In lay man's terms: Fuck.
What the gently caress is wrong with you?
by qxan February 16, 2007

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A term describing frustration or other such icky emotions. Pronounced as it is seen. MERIFFIT.
Person A: Joe, I'm pregnant.
Person B: mhrf.
by qxan April 17, 2006

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