Gently 

The fake Bently, the Hundai-Genesis. For when you want to be a baller but you're on a budget....

I've always wanted a Bently, but I'll never be able to afford it so I bought a Gently.

Gently by goldfishist June 13, 2017

Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.

Gently Caress by flumpis December 24, 2008

gently used 

On Craigslist, eBay, and no end of similar sites, "almost worn out."

From a CL post:

"This is the trendy term used to describe all items sold on CL. WTF? Did you never plop into bed or lay on the couch? No, of course not, this is CL where you "gently used" your shit, but it's somehow thrashed out when I come over and look at it. Oh and my personal favorite is the seller who takes the same fucking picture 15 feet away four times. No closups, no brand/model names and of course, no phone or location. The toilet paper I just flushed down the drain is gently used, but your couch and loveseat look like shit."

Only used panties, shoes, stockings, etc, are sold as "well worn," which in that case, means the original sales tags have been removed.

FOR SALE: Gently used sofa.

Less than six years old. Mustard yellow with avocado floral design. Some fabric missing from cushions (it was our kitties' favourite!). $500.

gently used by K.M. Mennie August 28, 2006

gently caress

In lay man's terms: Fuck.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

gently caress by qxan December 9, 2008

gently down the stream 

When you don't want to row the boat

Would you rather row your boat, or gently down the stream?

gently down the stream by Nickhenrick April 8, 2017

gently oxidize 

Originally a chemistry term for a chemical change, it has been misconstrued to now mean anything.

Father (looking at son's destroyed treehouse): well son, you completely gently oxidized that up.

Son: Gently Oxidize you dad!

gently oxidize by mattimeo310 March 31, 2009

gently caress

n. joy, love
v. to love, or to have a good time.

"I wish I was gently caressing right now."
"Me too."

"I gently caress you."
"I gently caress you too."

gently caress by ifeelgoodrightnow. September 4, 2011