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Genomics 

The study of Noms.
During Genomics are teacher grabbed a watermelon and proceeded to show us nom, as he Om nom nom nom'ed on it.
Genomics by Taiki Kazuma February 24, 2009

Hoe-Genomics 

The social science that studies how people interact with hoeism.
I know that my buddy did the deed. I know my Hoe-Genomics.
Hoe-Genomics by Alchemist12 March 9, 2021

gernomics 

The measurement of the parabolic course and final resting place of a ball as it spins on its axis around the base of a bucket, hoop or other target vessel and centrifugal force is acted upon it.
What's the likelihood he'll actually get it in?

100% mate. It's simple gernomics.
gernomics by rylett September 27, 2019

genomic surveillance 

The scientific process by which the specific genetic coding of infectious agents are systematically evaluated in order to determine shifts in regional infectivity, percentage of disease relative to similar variants and identification novel gene sequences capable of antibody generated vaccine escape as targets for booster immunization.
Are you at all concerned about COVID variants causing a resurgent pandemic?
Are you kidding me? Ain't no virus causin' people sickness. I ain't skeert, no way.
What about genomic surveillance to help identify and track disease transmission?
They can do whatever they want with their own garden gnomes; leave mine out of it!
I see. Thank you very much for the interview Senator.
genomic surveillance by YAWA April 20, 2021

Genomism 

A policy of discrimination towards a individual or group due to the presence of markers within their genetic code.

(Future-Slang)
The doctrine or system under which a individual(s) identifiable genetic markers makes them open for discrimination. Under Genomism, a person can be accessed and determined fit or unfit for a occupation, activity or even inclusion within the society itself, all without consideration of personal achievements, ability or demeanor.

This can extend to imprisoning a person in which no crime had (yet) been committed but which a person has a genetic makeup indicating a likelihood of crime.

To (il)legally discriminate due to a DNA analysis.
"I didn't get the job because they sampled my DNA and determined that I had a 37% likelihood of reduced proficiency..."

See film: GATTACA (1997)
Genomism by Flip February 18, 2005