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Gelmar also known als Gijlmar is a very horny guy, Gijl is the Dutch word meaning horny.

Gijlmar/Gelmar is very much attracted to everything that you could define of a human being and likes to put his dick into all sorts of things including his own cat. Gelmar is the type of guy who would have impregnated his first human or animal being at the age of 11. Even tho he is very horny he has a very small cock of around 8 cm.
Did you like it when Gelmar did it with you?
gelmar by SPICYVAVTUSPORNO December 7, 2023
nickname for a clever, cute, intelligent, gorgeous girl with a great personality.
Man, I'm so glad I met her, she's such a gelareh.
gelareh by hearstin September 25, 2010
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Gemar is great in bed. Just like Michelle Recustodio
Gemar is kind
gemar by Anonimous121 June 9, 2021
A Geomara is a fun-loving person to be around. She can start off shy and once you get to know her she can truly be the most amazing person in your life. She is an amazing person to be around and is pretty funny. She loves people for their personality and not looks which is a super nice trait to have. If you ever meet a Geomara, don’t let her go, she truly is the most amazing person alive
She’s definitely a Geomara
Geomara by Addisyn_s August 2, 2020

geemaris 

That one name nobody fucking knows.
Geemaris loves money and dogs too.

and food.
geemaris by sugardaddyz March 14, 2017
A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night
Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!
geldard by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006
A best friend who is sweet kind and isn’t afraid of people or the world someone you can trust
Germaris helped her friend with life problem and now the friend trusts her.
germaris by Trust the believer April 22, 2018
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