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The stuff between your ears that does the same thing as hardware and software
I didn't have my computer handy, so I did that calculation in gelware.


gelware by anon 7 January 5, 2009
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A slang term for "soft hardware," digital electronic circuits that are programmed into a reconfigurable logic device such as a field-programmable gate array (FPGA).
Nuby: Should we create a custom chip for this design?
Guru: Nah, too expensive.
Nuby: Well, then let's just run it in software.
Guru: That won't perform fast enough.
Nuby: Well, what then?
Guru: We do in gelware, of course!
gelware by drthanos2 October 8, 2010
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nickname for a clever, cute, intelligent, gorgeous girl with a great personality.
Man, I'm so glad I met her, she's such a gelareh.
gelareh by hearstin September 25, 2010
a bad person who likes 2 back stab her own cousin and her brothers friends behind there backs that little goof sux.
some one fat ugly likes rocks must be gelareh
gelareh by mike June 10, 2004
The act of throwing a topic completely off. Killing a discussion. Derailing a thread.
You really gellared this thread timmy!
Stop Gellaring this thread before i pwn you n00b!
Gellared by Sirus December 4, 2003
Gems being used in a functional way such as marking a piece of stemware for personal identification in a group or as a necklace to hold eyewear around the neck.
The base of the champagne stem was adorned with a gemstone wire charm called gemware.
Gemware by Wordametologist October 23, 2011
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