The fetish for putting large amounts of jelly beans under the skin, where fat or muscle would normally be. In extreme cases, this sometimes extends to replacing internal organs with jelly beans. This fetish is often satisfied through art or the use of a body suit which can be filled with jelly beans.
Person 1: I think it would be really hot if I could replace your fat and liver with jelly beans
Person 2: What the fuck?
Person 1: What? You've never heard of gelatafabapellisophilia
Gelade is a black Ethiopian shortmale with a very large head but high standards, he is very shy around strangers but can be loud and expressive when you get to know him, he also known to be annoying and easily manipulated.
The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The averageclitoris is usually several Geldards in size.
When Sally left Steven she cited the Geldard size of his girthless genetalia.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.