The fetish for putting large amounts of jelly beans under the skin, where fat or muscle would normally be. In extreme cases, this sometimes extends to replacing internal organs with jelly beans. This fetish is often satisfied through art or the use of a body suit which can be filled with jelly beans.
Person 1: I think it would be really hot if I could replace your fat and liver with jelly beans Person 2: What the fuck?
Person 1: What? You've never heard of gelatafabapellisophilia
Gelade is a black Ethiopian short male with a very large head but high standards, he is very shy around strangers but can be loud and expressive when you get to know him, he also known to be annoying and easily manipulated.
The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The averageclitoris is usually several Geldards in size.
When Sally left Steven she cited the Geldard size of his girthless genetalia.