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geladareia 

Pronounced: gel-la-duh-ria. A sexual act in which the male sticks ice cubes in a woman's anus and continues to punch it vigorously; ice fisting
Person 1: I geladareia'd my girl last night bro and she passed out
Person 2: Ya'll are freaks 🅱️
geladareia by Kdaddy&Pat February 6, 2018

gelatafabapellisophilia 

The fetish for putting large amounts of jelly beans under the skin, where fat or muscle would normally be. In extreme cases, this sometimes extends to replacing internal organs with jelly beans. This fetish is often satisfied through art or the use of a body suit which can be filled with jelly beans.
Person 1: I think it would be really hot if I could replace your fat and liver with jelly beans
Person 2: What the fuck?

Person 1: What? You've never heard of gelatafabapellisophilia
A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night
Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!
geldard by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006
Person #1: Whaaa whaa whaaa whaa whaaa complain whine cry boo hoo. It's not fair!

Person #2: Oh yeah? Well GESADAH!
GESADAH by Frankencorker August 13, 2008
Gelade is a black Ethiopian short male with a very large head but high standards, he is very shy around strangers but can be loud and expressive when you get to know him, he also known to be annoying and easily manipulated.
Omg.. Gelade is so annoying, but he has a good heart.
gelade by Edsie May 30, 2019
The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The average clitoris is usually several Geldards in size.
When Sally left Steven she cited the Geldard size of his girthless genetalia.
Geldard by Chris's Frog October 12, 2019