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Geezer's-board 

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009
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attention geekers 

Probably work in neu media or meme-pushers....meeeeeeme.

People who go to pop-up stuff, small but spectacular and special.

Are really into every single piece of technology regardless whether it's use or ornament. But, and this is really important, know all vital cultural references usually through films. Original Star Wars in particular.

'Cos it's all just so wicked. (and cool, right?)
after The Gadget Show UK

Typical attention geekers scenario;

Me 1) 'waaaahay, I've just turned my Star Wars light sabre into a smart-sabre so I can pay for my bus ticket Jedi-like. Woosh'

Me1.1) 'wow, that's so cool...must get me one, mopho'
A 'geenerk' is a person that embodies the traits of a geek, a nerd, and a dork. In other words, someone that you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult (geek), whose IQ exceeds his weight (nerd), and has odd interests, and is often silly at times (dork). This term was coined by Elaine Perez in September 2009 while referring to her friend Cesar Bocanegra.
If you do a survey with your friends asking them if you're a geek or a nerd, and the response back is that you're both and also a dork, then you're a geenerk.
Geenerk by MaximusMustache October 5, 2009

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

Geezerati 

What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!
Geezerati by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Chief keef geekers lyrics 

Hook
The diamonds on my chain is so solid my n***as ain't scared of nobody I'm leanin' I feel like an old lady capital one like what's in your wallet

Verse
Geekers geekers all these b*****es geekers a thousand for this lean girl a thousand for the sneakers sneak dissin we'll beat ya don't care about no female I'ma go to jail for beating your a*s but you just gonna go to jail for retail off Keisha f**k pinger hello I can't see her I got so much money right now that I can f**k my teacher Keisha she geeked up let me go grab my Nina 30 all on my Nina ? Less I seen him blow him and smoke him you ain't even gonna know him this n***a had his hang up right so we left him sold out finna pop my second ? All these n***as say they know chief so chief sosa don't know them Ah no I don't wanna go I got so much money ? I say Ah no I don't wanna go I got so much money ? Cause I got so much money I spend so much money I got so much moneyabd I spend so much money I got real money and I will take your d*mn money ?

Verse
Balenciagas my sneakers Jordans make my feet hurt boy get your d*mn hurt charging 20k for a feature she a eater with a case on that b***h can't be my back bone she think I'ma 90s guy

Outro
I'ma do that a*s wrong let me find out my cash gone let me find out my bank's gone let me find out my jewelry gone and I don't need no jewelry homie
Marshmeelia: what is the chief keef geekers lyrics???

Arsheelia: look it up
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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