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Geeklish 

1) Language spoken by geeks, such as computer programmers or tech support, which uses standard English words combined with technical jargon, such that the Geeks can understand each other, but to the end user, it sounds like a foreign language.


2) Use of standard English in a formatted text file, such as XML, such that it is difficult to understand, yet it sill uses standard English words, which only Geeks can understand
The guy from the help desk was here to fix your computer. I don't know what was wrong with it. Even though he told me what the problem was, he was speaking Geeklish, and I didn't understand a word.
Geeklish by Dooley Noted March 11, 2009
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A condition which results from an excess of literature abuse, overdosing in ICT and general love of gadgetry.
It can be terminal, and possibly damaging to your social activities.
In some cases, it can be highly contagious. Look out for tight items of clothing, and glasses which make the eyes appear larger than they seem.
that person must have a bad case of geekism.
geekism by kimbo5 May 25, 2006

geekshit 

Geek version of verbal diarrhea. Often a result of a failed attempt to impress ones geek peers.
Quit spewing geekshit! Go back to your cube and do some work!
geekshit by ud40 February 24, 2005

gleekish 

sour, tart, sweet, causes one to gleek
that yogurt is gleekish
gleekish by whoobergeewhoo July 4, 2008
An extremely small or extremely large penis found on a nerdy, dorky person.

A Geekis can only be found on a nerd or dork or geek that has no life and spends 24/7 playing World of Warcraft or something along those lines.
When Clark got his pants ripped off, I could not believe the size of his penis. It was a Geekis!
Geekis by Ruddz March 15, 2010

geekshit 

To talk over people's heads using technical jargon that they're not going to understand. It's designed to equivocate others and to make them feel intellectually inferior. Especially when one is extremely irritated, aggravated and indignant. It's like the geek version of going ape shit, only in a more verbal, cerebral, subtle and restrained type of manner.
I could tell that Steve was going geekshit on Stan, Samantha and Mike this morning in the office. He was lecturing them with those big and unfamiliar words. They had no idea what he was talking about, making them feel stupid. It was his subtle and oblique way of showing how unhappy he was working with them.
geekshit by Preston Pierce January 1, 2014