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An extremely small or extremely large penis found on a nerdy, dorky person.

A Geekis can only be found on a nerd or dork or geek that has no life and spends 24/7 playing World of Warcraft or something along those lines.
When Clark got his pants ripped off, I could not believe the size of his penis. It was a Geekis!
Geekis by Ruddz March 15, 2010
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geekingese 

It's a breed of geeked up peeps, people that stay high on tweek all the time
Dude what's wrong with that girl she looks high as fuck?
Na bro she's a geekingese she's always like that.
geekingese by ashane May 28, 2017
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geeksploit 

v. To trick computer engineers into working many hours for free, just by allowing them to set their own hours and wear whatever clothes they want to wear. The word is the fusion of "geek" and "exploit."
I'm taking a bath on this program. I have to learn how to geeksploit better so I can wring the cost over-runs out of my employees.
geeksploit by Dan Weyandt November 22, 2007

Freaks and Geeks 

Critically-acclaimed and much-beloved teen dramedy that aired for less than one season. Created by Paul Feig and Judd Apatow, F&G deconstructed the prevalent myth among adolescents (and adults) that a person has to be pretty and popular to be okay. Freaks and Geeks focused on the not-so-pretty aspects the teenage years—specifically the awkwardness of physically changing and socially trying to fit in, the ups and downs of real-world relationships, and the utterly demoralizing experience that high school can be for those who are not cheerleaders or jocks. Feig and Apatow were geeks when they attended high school in the early 1980s and sought to be as truthful to their experience as possible in Freaks and Geeks--through the wry humor that has become Apatow's trademark.
Freaks and Geeks was such a kickass show! What kind of numbskulls were running NBC when they took it off the air?
Freaks and Geeks by GeekTeach81 August 11, 2009
The act of hating on someone because of the fraternity or sorority in which they are a member
Frat Bro 1: “Fuck that kid bro he’s in ZBT what a pussy”

Frat Bro 2: “That’s some greekism bro he’s probably chill”
Greekism by snapes March 19, 2021
you tripping, or acting funny. It can also mean your being too loud or laughing too much
AJ- cmon girl gimme a kiss
Sasha- boy bye i am not bout to give you no kiss
AJ- mane you geekin
Geekin by askaboutmiraa June 2, 2018

Freaks and Geeks 

The best television show known to man. Too intelligent for most of America, so was pulled off the air due to low ratings.
When the hell is Freaks and Geeks gonna come out on DVD?
Freaks and Geeks by Torch October 21, 2003
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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