Geektus

A ritual that consists of passing the Jordan and praising the dark lord himself, Guapo.

"Yo 5 you poppin out to the geektus?" "Fuck yeah 5, we all finna get fried on that 00 trim shit"

Geektus by babi.buddha5 December 12, 2025

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geektosterone

The hormone that flows when two geeks start arguing about the best way to code/repair/upgrade/mod something.

"Can you believe they're still fighting over whether to use tables or CSS?"

"I know, the geektosterone was so thick in there I had to leave."

geektosterone by Sekimori December 27, 2007

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Someone/something that is both geeky and fantastic.

"Those new sneakers of yours are totally geektastic!"

"That cute guy in the glasses is very geektastic."

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Chase some geetus.

Geetus by Yeet Geet May 19, 2022

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a stupid, dorky person. Usually someone you know who repeatedly displays this behavior.

Man, Keith got in a fight with the police, and they beat his ass again. Man, what a geetus

geetus by Mr. North May 13, 2006

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Noun:

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass. A person who is a geeky nerd. A stupid person.

The reason our economy is such a wreck is because George Bush is a fucking geetus.

geetus by Mr. North May 25, 2006

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Can you believe that dude's geetus?... he's wearing mandals for crying out loud

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