Geektus

A ritual that consists of passing the Jordan and praising the dark lord himself, Guapo.

"Yo 5 you poppin out to the geektus?" "Fuck yeah 5, we all finna get fried on that 00 trim shit"

by babi.buddha5 December 12, 2025

geektosterone

The hormone that flows when two geeks start arguing about the best way to code/repair/upgrade/mod something.

"Can you believe they're still fighting over whether to use tables or CSS?"

"I know, the geektosterone was so thick in there I had to leave."

by Sekimori December 27, 2007

geektastic

Someone/something that is both geeky and fantastic.

"Those new sneakers of yours are totally geektastic!"

"That cute guy in the glasses is very geektastic."

by ilikeyourshoes April 30, 2005

Geetus

Money.

Chase some geetus.

by Yeet Geet May 19, 2022

geetus

a stupid, dorky person. Usually someone you know who repeatedly displays this behavior.

Man, Keith got in a fight with the police, and they beat his ass again. Man, what a geetus

by Mr. North May 13, 2006

geetus

Noun:

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass. A person who is a geeky nerd. A stupid person.

The reason our economy is such a wreck is because George Bush is a fucking geetus.

by Mr. North May 25, 2006

Geetus

One own personal aura or style.

Can you believe that dude's geetus?... he's wearing mandals for crying out loud

by Dr Hopkins. Just north of Atl July 17, 2009