gcunt 

gcunt(noun)
derogatory term
said with aggresion
emphasis on the "g" sound
c is silent
pronounced as "gunt"
the reason for the g is that the letter c takes a urú(in the irish language), and the urú for c is g, hence making the word gcunt from the standard: cunt

you fucking gcunt!
that guy is a stupid gcunt
gcunt! i hit my knee off the table

gcunt by d. best 69 February 9, 2008

Geunternet 

A collection of tastefully curated, yet tantalizing, German pornography websites (you know, the ones that'd make 50 Shades seem G rated in comparison).

Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."

Geunternet by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. May 10, 2020

Geunter 

1. (Noun) A dirty German/Canadian who likes little boys
2. (verb) To wrongly touch a little boy

Ew! I was geunterized again!

Geunter by Steve Vandernagger July 11, 2007

gauntlets 

Fingerless short or long black leather, lace, satin, mesh, or fishnet forearm covers; some have a thumbhole; goth, biker~looking, or high~fashion feminine types. They're Badass! Can have patterns, tie~around straps, velvet, available in many different styles including ones with zippers & skulls.

I have so many pair of different pairs of gauntlets but my favorite are black leather with a long zipper~they go all the way to my elbow, & they have little metal skulls on them!

gauntlets by Starchylde May 30, 2016

grunty boy

A character created by YouTuber MandJTV that appears whenever he gets a sponsor

“Haha, it is I, Grunty Boy”

grunty boy by Shogun the Samurott March 8, 2021

Dirty Gunt 

A spin on the Dirty Sanchez recently created by washed up Killstream host Ethan Ralph, a Dirty Gunt consists of filming yourself sticking your thumb up a teenage girl's pooper before giving it a snifferoo.

"I got into a beef with someone on Twitter last night, so I gave myself a Dirty Gunt and sent it to them, just like my hero Ethan Ralph. Can't abort the Retort!"

Dirty Gunt by caspertheghoul August 14, 2020

Grunty 

IT'S POOP!

Person 1: "I've had so much fiber I have to go to the bathroom and make a grunty (take a dump)."
Person 2: "Remember to bring in air freshener so the bathroom does not stink too much from your grunty."

Grunty by MCACABKM August 16, 2018