Gayton
Gayton by FlyingCows February 2, 2019
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Gayton
A round and chubby individual, resembling a character called 'Azamat' from the 2006 movie 'Borat'.
Favourite phrase: B-B-B-B.
Favourite pastime: Scratching Belly.
Cannot consume less than 6 meals per day
Favourite phrase: B-B-B-B.
Favourite pastime: Scratching Belly.
Cannot consume less than 6 meals per day
aaaaaaahhh gayton! aaaaaahh azamat!
Gayton by pppoopoobengay November 3, 2019
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Neo-Gastonism
An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021
Neo-Gastonist
A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
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