Gutter gardening
Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
Gameringist
"Hey dude, what did you call your friend recently?
"Oh, I called him a Gameringist, because he games a lot"
"Oh, I called him a Gameringist, because he games a lot"
Gameringist by Alpha Gameringist December 11, 2020
gamering
gamering by Alpha Gameringist December 11, 2020
Gardening Olympics
The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.
The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.
Gardening Olympics by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011
Gardening sucks
Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.
guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"
Gardening sucks by Mowing masters November 1, 2017