gablorqing 

When you stick your dick into a decomposing corpses nose and wait for your semen to flow out of their mouth and drink it when it does and swish it around your mouth and swallow.

I was gablorqing last night, it was pretty fun.

gablorqing by Fact1023 February 29, 2024

gablorqing 

Ejaculating into the pores on someones skin in order to give them a pimple filled with semen.

"we were gablorqing last night, she pooped the pimples on my face it felt nice"

gablorqing by Jabatronic May 18, 2024

gablorqing 

Ejaculating into the pores on someones skin to give them a semen pimple.

"I was gablorqing with her last night, she popped the pimples on my face"

gablorqing by Jabeans1 May 19, 2024

gaylording 

someone flaunting their homosexuality in an aloof manner

That goon is gaylording it about like hes not gunna get queerbashed

gaylording by Evil Nobby January 17, 2008

Gaylording 

When you go out clubbing with your gay friends. Similar to raging, but with much more flair.
Activities include excessive drinking, shamelessly boisterous behavior, fiercely unapologetic attention grabbing, and generally a complete disregard for anyone outside of your group.

Much like traditional raging, it is (1.) guaranteed to be one of the best or worst nights of your life, but never in between, and (2.) only fun for those who are part of the group. Outsiders will typically hate all of you.

Friend: "Hey man, wanna go hit up some bars tonight? I need a wingman, bro."
You: "I would love to, but I'm going gaylording with Michael, Patrick, Christopher, Devin, and Gabriel. You should join! We're gonna get shitfaced at 'Play' and smoke cigarettes out back over some wildly inappropriate conversation."
Friend: "Dude I haven't been to a gay bar in years, sounds fun! I'm in!"
You: "That's what HE said."
Friend: "I see what you did there."

Gaylording by Ash Wednesday April 26, 2016

gaboring

The act of ignoring valid criticism whether it is phrased in a positive, enchancing way or a negative gaslighting way. Often used to describe people who have no common sense and think everything around them is evil and rotten like apples.

The gaboring teacher ignored every request to improve the quality of their teaching.

gaboring by joewho888 April 8, 2024