Definitions by 7mgte

gaycon 

Similiar to the government's DEFCON defense readiness scale; used to evaluate the gayness of a situation.

Steve: Dude, I can't believe you have to go to those stupid meetings all the time just cause you got your 5th DUI.

Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.

gaycon by 7mgte February 20, 2009