Originally found on Reddit, a ninja gay is someone who appears to be straight and does not appear to have any stereotypical gay traits.
So any of you guys in your early to mid 20s and in SE Wisconsin? I'm 24 and I would love to meet a guy like this/me but I can't fuckin' find them. Mainly because we are ninja gays and no one suspects us.
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs marchhome singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”