gauzed

Term used to describe the feeling of being especially exhausted after getting crossed. It references the feeling of cotton mouth from being high, and the feeling of needing medical attention from drinking too much. Can also be a crossover of any number of substances, but ‘gauzed’ refers to the post-multi-substance-intake haze that consequently ensues.

“Dude I’m so crossed right now”
“Do you think you’ll feel gauzed later?”

“I’m so gauzed right now, I just want to go to sleep”

by m!4m! March 18, 2023

wizard of gauze

A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.

The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.

by whimzcal March 26, 2020

ghuzed

the act of getting longknifed in the ass over and over again while wearing 70 pounds of gear in 100+ degree weather and training the enemy in light infantry tactics and maneuvers.

getting ghuzed again have to do night movement and wake up at 0430 tomorrow

by MR619 June 30, 2011

Gazzed

To fight, hurt or destroy someone.

Man got gazzed

by Tom21074 November 4, 2012

Gazzed

Any extreme unasked for ejaculate that is on any body part

My husband gazzed on my back this afternoon while I was doing yoga in the living room.

by Larko16 May 19, 2023

gauged

Getting gunned down with a shotgun. Past tense of gunning someone down with a shotgun.

The store owner gauged the armed robber.

by guerrj02 January 6, 2012

crotch gauze

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.

Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.

by Orpus August 21, 2005