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wizard of gauze 

A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.
The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.
wizard of gauze by whimzcal March 26, 2020

crotch gauze 

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.
Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.
crotch gauze by Orpus August 21, 2005

straddle the gauze 

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period
man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze
straddle the gauze by bness April 10, 2003

Ohio gauze eye mass 

A weeby way of saying good morning, a play on the romanji of ohayo gozaimasu.
Jim Carey: Ohio gauze eye mass!
Drew Carey: You're a weeb?!
Ohio gauze eye mass by NotMousse February 8, 2023

Hawt gauze 

Another way of saying/writing hot gossip.
I have some hawt gauze for you.
Now you listen here! I am ready for it!!!
Hawt gauze by LingDanc803 August 20, 2023

Gamzee Makara 

Gamzee Makara is one of the 12 trolls in the Homestuck webcomic. Gamzee is titled the 'Bard of Rage', and is a purple-blooded troll (which set him very high in the troll's caste-like society). Gamzee's associated zodiac sign is Capricorn and he has become a favorite among fans.

Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.

Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).

In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.
Gamzee Makara Quotes:

Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.
Gamzee Makara by Telekinesia June 25, 2013