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Gatekeepers of Time 

The same basic definition of a gatekeeper, except these control the time speech is made and not the speech itself. Time and space in a newspaper are similar. Therefor, gatekeepers of time can also be gatekeepers of space.
The television station not only gate keeps the information, but they are also the "gatekeepers of time." Or, the sales department at the radio station sells drive time at a rate I can not afford for my speech. Therefor, I must speak at a time not of my choosing.

In the case of the print medium, gatekeepers of space control "where" and "what size" my speech may take up, if any. Cost is also a factor in the space time equation of time/space gatekeeping.
Words you can keep

Gatekeepers 

Gatekeepers stand between you and your chosen path. Or at least they think they do.

Im careers, music, brands, relationships, bigger companies.
Don't let the gatekeepers stop or control you from your path of success .

Bowser I'm Super Mario is a Gatekeeper him self.
Gatekeepers by Strongl1fe April 27, 2017

Gatekeepers 

Female appendages that forestall, deter, or prevent procreative sex.

Gatekeepers work to prevent conception
horny? you'll encounter Gatekeepers before you can orgasm

Gatekeepers are contraceptive

I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome

As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.

She likes penis but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.

Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.

Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video you made with her

The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers

Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn: she prefers you use porn instead of using her.

If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.

When she refuses making a fucking video dump that Gatekeeper.
Gatekeepers by bluntlier July 9, 2012

Gatekeepers 

Overgrown chest hair that drapes over your entire nipple, blocking it from view.
Brian loves it when LeeAnn tugs on his Gatekeepers.
Gatekeepers by Biff38 January 29, 2007

Gatekeepers 

Useless pieces of shit who need special rights, privileges, and collective societal preferential treatment to even complete with people you consider yourself too good to fuck.
Hym "If by 'Gatekeepers' you mean 🖕 that... Then, yes. You're correct. That's not what I mean when I uses the word. But sure...."
Gatekeepers by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Gatekeepers 

A group of people that stop or disrupt sexual acts from happening.
Hey man. It was a great time, until those gatekeepers that live across the street were just standing there. Just watching me go down on Nicole.
Gatekeepers by Jimyee97 September 12, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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