Gatekeepers 

Gatekeepers stand between you and your chosen path. Or at least they think they do.

Im careers, music, brands, relationships, bigger companies.

Don't let the gatekeepers stop or control you from your path of success .

Bowser I'm Super Mario is a Gatekeeper him self.

Gatekeepers by Strongl1fe April 27, 2017

Gatekeepers 

Female appendages that forestall, deter, or prevent procreative sex.

Gatekeepers work to prevent conception

horny? you'll encounter Gatekeepers before you can orgasm

Gatekeepers are contraceptive

I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome

As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.

She likes penis but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.

Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.

Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video you made with her

The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers

Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn: she prefers you use porn instead of using her.

If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.

When she refuses making a fucking video dump that Gatekeeper.

Gatekeepers by bluntlier July 9, 2012

Gatekeepers 

Overgrown chest hair that drapes over your entire nipple, blocking it from view.

Brian loves it when LeeAnn tugs on his Gatekeepers.

Gatekeepers by Biff38 January 29, 2007

Gatekeepers 

Useless pieces of shit who need special rights, privileges, and collective societal preferential treatment to even complete with people you consider yourself too good to fuck.

Hym "If by 'Gatekeepers' you mean 🖕 that... Then, yes. You're correct. That's not what I mean when I uses the word. But sure...."

Gatekeepers by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Gatekeepers 

A group of people that stop or disrupt sexual acts from happening.

Hey man. It was a great time, until those gatekeepers that live across the street were just standing there. Just watching me go down on Nicole.

Gatekeepers by Jimyee97 September 12, 2023

Gatekeepers of Time 

The same basic definition of a gatekeeper, except these control the time speech is made and not the speech itself. Time and space in a newspaper are similar. Therefor, gatekeepers of time can also be gatekeepers of space.

The television station not only gate keeps the information, but they are also the "gatekeepers of time." Or, the sales department at the radio station sells drive time at a rate I can not afford for my speech. Therefor, I must speak at a time not of my choosing.

In the case of the print medium, gatekeepers of space control "where" and "what size" my speech may take up, if any. Cost is also a factor in the space time equation of time/space gatekeeping.

Gatekeepers of Time by Bob F. Dowd April 26, 2010

Gatekeeper 

When someone is an asshole enough to tell you that you don't have enough qualities to like what you want to like or be what you want to be, solely based on their opinions and experiences, even if they don't know as much about what said person aspires to like / be.

Person 1: I really like (insert band/artist here)
Person 2: Ok name every song, even the unreleased ones, how many words are in each song, and recite them word for word.
Person 1: um..
Person Two: FAKE FAN. You don't like them.

If you didn't pick up on this, Person 2 is a Gatekeeper

Gatekeeper by Ikindofhatemyself December 29, 2020