Jimyee97's definitions

Friends without borders

Similar to friends with benefits but brought to a more serious level. Two persons that have somewhat of a romantic relationship. There is emotion, respect, acceptance, attention, and sex but there is no restrictions on having other sexual partners or dating other people. Usually the persons in a friends without borders relationship give each other more attention and priority than anyone else if they are dating. There is no restrictions or rules on when to see each other, sex, or talk about the future together. Could be a romantic relationship where the parties are too scared to admit they love each other. There usually a connection that is amazing that they do not want to destroy by being exclusive.

Jimmy and Jaime are talking nonsense in the corner at the party staring into each others eyes again. What a great couple.

They are friends without borders stupid.

by Jimyee97 November 9, 2016

Bisexual Bandit

A bisexual woman that has touched you immensely in a emotional or/and sexual way and you feel robbed of something materially or emotionally. You may not know of what she took and dont know what gang she is affiliated to in terms of sexuality.

Mike: I had the best sex of my life with Jill last night. I am missing my watch though.

Chris: I thought she was gay. She is such a bisexual bandit.

by Jimyee97 November 16, 2016

Mermaid surprise

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.

Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.

by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017

Duke Johnsons

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.

Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.

Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.

by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018

Psychic STDs

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.

Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.

by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019

Pretzeling

Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.

Gary: where's Jimmy? Is he up?

Doug: No, he is out for the count. He was seen pretzeling with Annie.

by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019

Lobstergate

A public reaction from an observation by world famous astrologer Chris Brennan that some artists randomly substitute the zodiac sign cancer with a lobster. The Cancer constellation is shaped like a crab, and its symbolism is lost as a lobster. This caused much reaction in early 2019.

Jimmy: Are you tired of lobstergate yet?

Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.

by Jimyee97 February 28, 2019