Definitions by Jimyee97
Gatekeepers
Hey man. It was a great time, until those gatekeepers that live across the street were just standing there. Just watching me go down on Nicole.
Gatekeepers by Jimyee97 September 12, 2023
Lobstergate
A public reaction from an observation by world famous astrologer Chris Brennan that some artists randomly substitute the zodiac sign cancer with a lobster. The Cancer constellation is shaped like a crab, and its symbolism is lost as a lobster. This caused much reaction in early 2019.
Jimmy: Are you tired of lobstergate yet?
Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.
Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.
Lobstergate by Jimyee97 February 28, 2019
Psychic STDs
The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.
Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.
Ronnie-How is she doing?
Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.
Ronnie-How is she doing?
Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.
Psychic STDs by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019
Pretzeling
Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.
Pretzeling by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019
Duke Johnsons
A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.
Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.
Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.
Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.
Duke Johnsons by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018
Mermaid surprise
When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.
Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
Mermaid surprise by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017
Toadhands
A jesture made when someone has anxiety or unsure of making a decision. The movement of hands into mouth , chewing on hands, or folded similar to likes of nintendo Mario character Toad.