A term used to describe men who cook, taking the household chore part away from it, and turning it more into a hobby, used to impress friends and prospective partners. More and more, women are finding a partner's ability to cook as important as other attractive features (looks, personality, status, income, etc.)

My friend Pat hosts large dinner parties at least once a month. He makes fancy tapas and serves them with wine he paired himself. What a gastrosexual!

Gordon Ramsay is a gastrosexual.

gastrosexual by tii August 22, 2008

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Gastrosexual

Men who use their culinary skills to impress their friends and potential love interests.

Brian's in the kitchen with the girls showing off his new blender. He's such a Gastrosexual

Gastrosexual by Gigantor919 August 21, 2008

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Gastrosext

to message a foodie-friend a description or photograph of a particularly sumptuous meal with the purpose of:

A. wooing them to dine with you.
B. divulging delexplicious gastronomical details when mailing leftovers is impractical.
C. simple braggery.

"My mom really wants me to come home for Thanksgiving this year: she's been gastrosexting me about how moist her turkey is all day."

Gastrosext by BlueJean July 9, 2012

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gastrosense

To make a decision about what to eat next, that reflects what might happen later. The avoidance of an unfortunate outcome, out of one or both ends of the digestive system, resulting from choosing not to eat a certain item, dish, or at a particular food establishment.

Larry decided to use good gastrosense and order french toast at the family dining establishment. His friends all ordered the chili topped with jalapenos, and harassed Larry about his panzy-like french food choice. However, later that day, Larry felt good, while his friends all were hugging toilets and praying to the porcelain gods.

gastrosense by Doctor Geo Zee December 26, 2021

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