Gastroms

The quantifiable magnitude of fart repulsiveness which includes odor amplitude, and duration. This is measured on a scale of 1-10.

Deuce's fart was so bad! It had to be like 9.2 gastroms! I could have sworn he shat himself.

by Cango April 2, 2011

Gastromorse

The feeling of remorse after saying no to food or giving food away.

The gastromorse I feel right now about that triple decker chocolate cake I gave away is so real right now. I knew I should've asked for a doggy bag.

by Cupcake and Anger March 3, 2017

gastrosexual

A term used to describe men who cook, taking the household chore part away from it, and turning it more into a hobby, used to impress friends and prospective partners. More and more, women are finding a partner's ability to cook as important as other attractive features (looks, personality, status, income, etc.)

My friend Pat hosts large dinner parties at least once a month. He makes fancy tapas and serves them with wine he paired himself. What a gastrosexual!

Gordon Ramsay is a gastrosexual.

by tii August 22, 2008

Gastrosexual

Men who use their culinary skills to impress their friends and potential love interests.

Brian's in the kitchen with the girls showing off his new blender. He's such a Gastrosexual

by Gigantor919 August 21, 2008

Gastrosext

to message a foodie-friend a description or photograph of a particularly sumptuous meal with the purpose of:

A. wooing them to dine with you.
B. divulging delexplicious gastronomical details when mailing leftovers is impractical.
C. simple braggery.

"My mom really wants me to come home for Thanksgiving this year: she's been gastrosexting me about how moist her turkey is all day."

by BlueJean July 9, 2012

gastrosense

To make a decision about what to eat next, that reflects what might happen later. The avoidance of an unfortunate outcome, out of one or both ends of the digestive system, resulting from choosing not to eat a certain item, dish, or at a particular food establishment.

Larry decided to use good gastrosense and order french toast at the family dining establishment. His friends all ordered the chili topped with jalapenos, and harassed Larry about his panzy-like french food choice. However, later that day, Larry felt good, while his friends all were hugging toilets and praying to the porcelain gods.

by Doctor Geo Zee December 26, 2021

Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumbling of the stomach.

Person 1: *Stomach rumble* Woah! My stomach tells me there's a cute ass girl coming into our lives today!
Person 2: Stop gastromancy ing!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016