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Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<
Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <
by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008
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Gastronomical determinism

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.
The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.
by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008
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Gastronomic orgasm

A moment of intense pleasure caused by eating food that has the maximum level of deliciousness possible, causing the person eating it a highly enjoyable journey of flavor.
OMG!! this pizza is so good I just had a gastronomic orgasm!
by jast86 October 3, 2010
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Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.
Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.
by clapped nigga February 25, 2021
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Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.
I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(
by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021
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astronomical

Nyeem's head is astronomical.
by katze_ila May 19, 2011
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The volume in this bus is astronomical

This speaks volumes Or is relatable.
Tweet: โ€œI really use โ€œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ€ too much for someone whoโ€™s โ€œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ€ all the time.โ€

Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical
by Katiekillaaa June 17, 2020
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