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Gastronomical

Food that is incredibly delicious. The kind of delicious that is far beyond your favorite order at your local burger joint.
The Chile Verde plate at Salsitas is Gastronomical! It's way better than that crappy stuff at the El Ranchero restaraunt.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 25, 2009
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gastronomical

Food that is so expensive that it makes you sick
'Man, those hipster burger prices are gastronomical. Whatever happened to a $2 cheeseburger?'
by SushiB March 9, 2013
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Gastronomical determinism

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.
The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.
by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008
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GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
by lucysky January 24, 2010
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gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.
John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
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Gastronomic orgasm

A moment of intense pleasure caused by eating food that has the maximum level of deliciousness possible, causing the person eating it a highly enjoyable journey of flavor.
OMG!! this pizza is so good I just had a gastronomic orgasm!
by jast86 October 3, 2010
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Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.
Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.
by clapped nigga February 25, 2021
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