by gashcat August 3, 2007
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by Tarquin08 May 25, 2008
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Definition 1
An extended period of sexual activity, in which the male receives little or no pleasure.
Definition 2
A significant length of time chasing after gash with minimal success.
An extended period of sexual activity, in which the male receives little or no pleasure.
Definition 2
A significant length of time chasing after gash with minimal success.
Damn, I can't believe you licked that girl out for nine hours last night, that must have been a right gashathon.
Damn, Maurice has has been on a gashathon for months now, if only he got some poon he might chillax.
Damn, Maurice has has been on a gashathon for months now, if only he got some poon he might chillax.
by tarquin08 May 25, 2008
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Routes: Gashcard is made up of the two English language words 'gash' and 'card'. Whilst gash can innocently mean a lasceration to a body part (such as can be obtained by placing your finger on a broken mirror in a nightclub) in this context it refers to the 'feminine area' between a ladies legs. The word card may refer to a folded piece of processed tree mash popularly distributed on occasions such as birthdays, christenings and the winter solstice.
Many believe that the word gashcard came into popular usage through the failed invention of the gashcard by Diners Card in 2001. This was a system developed for legal prostitues in New South Wales, Australia as an alternative to cash. The system simply involved a chip and pin machine being integrated into the vagina of prostitues. Although it was universally agreed that this was a safe and beneficially way for ladies of the night to receive their funds it was discarded after innitial focus groups felt that mutilation of the vagina was unethical. Concerns were also voiced as to whether the 'gashcard' machine may one day gain artificial intelligence and the project was scrapped due to fear that the 'robopussy' (slang) may one day become the worlds dominant race.
Today gashcard is commonly used to describe something unpleasant or 'sick'. However this is not sick meaning ill meaning bad meaning good. This is just sick.
Routes: Gashcard is made up of the two English language words 'gash' and 'card'. Whilst gash can innocently mean a lasceration to a body part (such as can be obtained by placing your finger on a broken mirror in a nightclub) in this context it refers to the 'feminine area' between a ladies legs. The word card may refer to a folded piece of processed tree mash popularly distributed on occasions such as birthdays, christenings and the winter solstice.
Many believe that the word gashcard came into popular usage through the failed invention of the gashcard by Diners Card in 2001. This was a system developed for legal prostitues in New South Wales, Australia as an alternative to cash. The system simply involved a chip and pin machine being integrated into the vagina of prostitues. Although it was universally agreed that this was a safe and beneficially way for ladies of the night to receive their funds it was discarded after innitial focus groups felt that mutilation of the vagina was unethical. Concerns were also voiced as to whether the 'gashcard' machine may one day gain artificial intelligence and the project was scrapped due to fear that the 'robopussy' (slang) may one day become the worlds dominant race.
Today gashcard is commonly used to describe something unpleasant or 'sick'. However this is not sick meaning ill meaning bad meaning good. This is just sick.
1) 'What do you reckon to the new Bon Jovi album man?'
'Ahh mate, it's well gashcard'
2)'Sorry I can't make it out tonight'
'ahh man, that's gashcard'
3) 'I can't take any holiday for the next 4 months. It's proper gashcard'
'Ahh mate, it's well gashcard'
2)'Sorry I can't make it out tonight'
'ahh man, that's gashcard'
3) 'I can't take any holiday for the next 4 months. It's proper gashcard'
by Chris Over March 3, 2008
Get the gashcard mug.1. n. An individual who enters the elevator on the top floor, waits for another occupant that wants to get off at the bottom floor, and proceeds to fart and upon exiting at the very next floor. Thus cropdusting and locking the other poor sod in an elevator with the sweet smell of poo.
2. n. The old woman that farts on an elevator
2. n. The old woman that farts on an elevator
by TerryDL March 21, 2016
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