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Definition 1
An extended period of sexual activity, in which the male receives little or no pleasure.

Definition 2
A significant length of time chasing after gash with minimal success.
Damn, I can't believe you licked that girl out for nine hours last night, that must have been a right gashathon.

Damn, Maurice has has been on a gashathon for months now, if only he got some poon he might chillax.
gashathon by tarquin08 May 25, 2008
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gashatron 

A transformer that original fought for the autobots but defected to the decipticons on the promise of a wealth of gash.
Dam, that gashatron only thinks of one thing, he needs to sort his priorities out.
gashatron by Tarquin08 May 25, 2008

gaspation 

a) Shocking

b) more gasp than gasp

c) breathless

d) I don't believe my eyes sort of shit

e) Uber shocked!!!

f) what the fuck!!
Two planes have just flown into the world trade center, no way man I'm in a state of gaspation here
gaspation by Hughesy9mm May 13, 2008

gashaholic 

a person, (usually a dude) who cannot get enough "gash"... (or vagina). usually, the obsession to chase/get laid with as many ladies as he can makes his life unmanageable, (ie in the manner that alchohol makes an alchoholic's life unmanageable.)
"brother, if i wasnt such a gashaholic, i'd have a career, a family, all that....but i gots to get me my gash, y'unnerstand me? oh DAMN--look at that gash over there! if she wants it, she can GET it! knowwhatamsayin?"
gashaholic by shark0818 January 9, 2010
A marathon competition whereby two contenders for the Queer Crown compete in the artistic field of general thread, chat and forum gayness - please note, if using a Gayatron to measure the gayness be sure to calibrate it correctly
After a huge Gayathon, silvaside was declared King of the Fags
Gayathon by becy June 25, 2004

Gashstronome 

An expert in the art of dining out on clunge.
"he licked me out good and proper, he was quite the gashstronome"
Gashstronome by Normy75 June 15, 2013

Gashtion 

Gashtion is very swaggy.
That frog gives me Gashtion vibes.
Gashtion by MossyManiac November 23, 2021
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