A wise Hindu god with the head of an elephant. He got an elephant head cus his dad, Shiva, cut it off and replaced it cus he was smacked up and angry at the time.
When you're pulling into the lastavailable pump and some prick driving a blue ford focus cuts you off and you are left to wait until a pump clears up. "What a GASSHOLE!!!"
"Neptune is over 2 billion miles away from Earth and was the first planet found by mathematicalprediction rather than by empirical observation., now that’s a Ganesh of Vaginas!"