The Garster

The Garster is a guy EVERYONE knows! He's fun to hang out with, well known for wearing fancy underwear and buying all the cherriebombs in the world!!
Person 1- "Hey do you see those cool guys over there with them hott blond girls?"
Person 2- "Yeah of course I do!"
Person 1- "Do you know who the bald one is thats buying all those cherriebombs?"
Person 2- "Duh that's the Garster everyone knows him!"
Person 1- "Man I wonder what fancy undies he's wearing today!"
Person 2- "I don't know but I'm sure they are super cool!"
by Takeumnow September 28, 2023
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Garster should be worshiped gets the birds with his buzz cut loves a cheeky Stella brexitier
Garster is our hero
by Garster July 18, 2021
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Absolutely godly just a king in general should be admired voted Brexit
Garster is our lord
by Garster July 18, 2021
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