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A sexual act where one worships, fondles, kisses, sucks, cups, cradles, and gets tea bagged by the scrotum of the President.
He can Neil and Gorsuch Trump's balls, for all I care. Thanks u/macnapp.
Gorsuch by Dirtydirkdiggler August 26, 2025

Brenda Gorsuch 

A very uptight, high strung, liberal AP English IV teacher and journalism adviser at a small high school in western North Carolina. A '77 Western Carolina University graduate who has very interesting hair cuts. She ranks very high with authority and is generally quite terrifying to new students (freshmen). She also has an obsession with money and Steve Jobs. Won the title of Dow Jones National High School Journalism Teacher of the Year in 2004 along with many other achievements. Has a set of very high standards and is very easy to disappoint. Warning: If you encounter a Brenda Gorsuch, run. Can be life threatening.
Brenda Gorsuch will give you the G-look, and stare you down with her evil laser vision powers if you do not meet your deadlines!

Payton gorsuch 

His dick is huge like his heart and he will care for u no matter what. He has a smile that will light up the room and everyone has had a crush on him at one point in there life including me.
Payton Gorsuch is hands down the hottest male in the world.
Payton gorsuch by Mimipp November 10, 2020

Chey gorsuch

He may not be a smart man, But he sure does know what love is
Chey gorsuch by Chewy Gooch March 5, 2022

Gorsuckle 

The act of filling Neil Gorsuch’s rectum with gherkins.
Every third Friday the Supreme Court justices all get together for a lively night of gorsuckle.
Gorsuckle by Doctor Def October 26, 2019