Gorsuch
"Due to a lack of viable healthcare options, and messed up laws, the itchy rash on my gorsuch has more rights than I do"
Gorsuch by Brewster997 January 31, 2017
Word of the Day on April 21, 2017
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Gorsuch
A sexual act where one worships, fondles, kisses, sucks, cups, cradles, and gets tea bagged by the scrotum of the President.
Gorsuch by Dirtydirkdiggler August 26, 2025
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Brenda Gorsuch
A very uptight, high strung, liberal AP English IV teacher and journalism adviser at a small high school in western North Carolina. A '77 Western Carolina University graduate who has very interesting hair cuts. She ranks very high with authority and is generally quite terrifying to new students (freshmen). She also has an obsession with money and Steve Jobs. Won the title of Dow Jones National High School Journalism Teacher of the Year in 2004 along with many other achievements. Has a set of very high standards and is very easy to disappoint. Warning: If you encounter a Brenda Gorsuch, run. Can be life threatening.
Brenda Gorsuch will give you the G-look, and stare you down with her evil laser vision powers if you do not meet your deadlines!
Brenda Gorsuch by The Chatelaine Affair July 22, 2010
Payton gorsuch
His dick is huge like his heart and he will care for u no matter what. He has a smile that will light up the room and everyone has had a crush on him at one point in there life including me.
Payton gorsuch by Mimipp November 10, 2020
Chey gorsuch
Chey gorsuch by Chewy Gooch March 5, 2022
Gorsuckle
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