Garrettsville 

Town with one stop light. Everyone knows EVERYONE. Annoying ass kids who think juuling is cool. Nothing ever happens, except summer fest where a bunch of hooligan children go on pukefest rides, and hook up.

Garrettsville caught on fire whoopdee doo

Garrettsville by Bob squirt March 12, 2019

Jarrettsville 

The only town where a used a car dealership is considered down town.

The Keene Dodge commericial callings its location, "historic downtown Jarrettsville."

Jarrettsville by Jeremy March 16, 2005

Garcettiville 

Tent cities formed around Los Angeles urban districts circa mid 2010’s - 2020’s

Phrase based off of Eric Garcetti, Mayor of Los Angeles and those who use it, usually blame the mayor for the city’s state as of recent, and for part of California’s housing crisis.

Many during the Great Depression used the word, “Hooverville” to describe the mass amounts of camps formed from displaced people during that era and “Garcettiville” has a similar connotation.

“Hey look, it’s yet another Garcettiville under that bridge!”

Garcettiville by Jamal_the_Snowman January 11, 2021

Jarrettsville 

Commonly mistaken with the definition of Pylesville on Urban Dictionary. A small town that has two vastly different areas. Even though some of the residents of Jarrettsville unfortunately went to North Harford High School, not by choice, we were also the majority who actually went to college, and didn't pop out kids at 18.
Ooops.

Jarrettsville; a place where you life is defined by the elementary school you attended.

Jarrettsville by movedfaraway August 15, 2008

Jarrettsville 

aka - hickville, po-dunk, middle of nowhere

the town where 4 people live in northern harford county near the baltimore county and pennsylvania lines. the only town where the area high school has a bring your tractor to school day and everyone looks forward to it.
the "cool thing" to do around town is hang out at the 7-11 or just drive your truck around and hit mailboxes. stealing street signs is also popular.
to fit in you must learn to drink daily and smoke pot even more often than you thought possible. you must also act as hick as possible.

Katie - Are y'all goin down to da tractor show up in pennsyltucky?

Timmy - hell yeah, i ain't miss it for a six pack. but 6 six packs, maybe. y'all got any weed? and i got the muchies too.

Jarrettsville by hickville-ian March 15, 2005

Jarrettsville 

An area located in Harford county, MD. The site of nothing, except for one fine neighborhood. This "hood" is located in central Jarrettsville, and has numerous features native only to Jarrettsville. Some include, a lock on the powerlines, a streetlight with a working light switch, and a funny looking geo metro.

"Jarrettsville is such a shitty area"
"Yeah it wham"

Jarrettsville by Mr. Reed May 10, 2005

Jarrettsville 

The town where the only cool kids are the ones who go to country line dancing on wednesday nights at the VFW.

Anyone ever been to a J-rock jam session at the 4-H camp?

Jarrettsville by j-rock 4eva! March 31, 2005