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A person named garrett that is gay making the name gay-rett. This kind of person is often affiliated with retardation as there iq is about 10 and the brain is small just like their penis. Gayretts penis size averages to about 1 millimeter and often times can be inverted. Gayrett does not know anything he doesn't even know how to spell trivago. The last thing that you can identify a gayrett by is that they or he often jerks off to family photos and he has anger problems sometimes he will cuss you out saying "fuck" at least 15 times and he sounds really funny and it's easy to laugh at. He always tries to outsmart people but it never works out because he's too fucking retarded he also pronounces names and words with a 5-10 second holdback like ma Xxxxxxxxxx
That is the gay retard that we know today as gayrett
1. That's so gayrett
2. How do u spell trivago?
3. Why is gayrett such a little snitch on me for playing my PlayStation
4.Gayrett says he carried me on rocket league or some bullshit
Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.
Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!

Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?
Garette by LillithM. September 16, 2013

garrettesk 

The act of being extremely rude and calling everyone gay.
Being garrettesk often means being very racist and homophobic
Man oh man Travis is extremely garrettesk right now
garrettesk by Flamengo December 19, 2021

Garretted 

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck
Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there
Garretted by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

Garrette 

Normally a shy guy. Makes the best boyfriend/husband he is protective, caring, loving, everything and more that a girl could ever want in a boyfriend/husband. Origin-English
Garrette is an amazing boyfriend, you can tell that he loves her so much.
Garrette by MSM&GAM12514 September 29, 2014

gayestest 

Some one who is gayer than gaysest
Hey see that kid evan hes the gayestest person ive ever seen
gayestest by Not Shaw May 6, 2012
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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