gayrettes

Sudden gay outbursts from a still-in-the-closet person. Usually slipped into a normal conversation (oops - there's one now - sorry for my gayrettes!!).

Q: Do you like girls?
A: Yeah sure - of course.
Q: Yeah me too. Cocks - big fucking cocks. Cocks.
A: Dude you got Gayrettes.

by werdnad October 8, 2013

Gayrett

A person named garrett that is gay making the name gay-rett. This kind of person is often affiliated with retardation as there iq is about 10 and the brain is small just like their penis. Gayretts penis size averages to about 1 millimeter and often times can be inverted. Gayrett does not know anything he doesn't even know how to spell trivago. The last thing that you can identify a gayrett by is that they or he often jerks off to family photos and he has anger problems sometimes he will cuss you out saying "fuck" at least 15 times and he sounds really funny and it's easy to laugh at. He always tries to outsmart people but it never works out because he's too fucking retarded he also pronounces names and words with a 5-10 second holdback like ma Xxxxxxxxxx
That is the gay retard that we know today as gayrett

1. That's so gayrett
2. How do u spell trivago?
3. Why is gayrett such a little snitch on me for playing my PlayStation
4.Gayrett says he carried me on rocket league or some bullshit

by Captain commi the krusty nut June 30, 2017

Garette

Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.

Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!

Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?

by LillithM. September 16, 2013

garrettesk

The act of being extremely rude and calling everyone gay.
Being garrettesk often means being very racist and homophobic

Man oh man Travis is extremely garrettesk right now

by Flamengo December 19, 2021

Garretted

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck

Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there

by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

Garrette

Normally a shy guy. Makes the best boyfriend/husband he is protective, caring, loving, everything and more that a girl could ever want in a boyfriend/husband. Origin-English

Garrette is an amazing boyfriend, you can tell that he loves her so much.

by MSM&GAM12514 September 29, 2014

gayestest

Some one who is gayer than gaysest

Hey see that kid evan hes the gayestest person ive ever seen

by Not Shaw May 6, 2012