Garrettson

The best guy in town. He is loved by all and you don't want to get on his bad side. The name of your closest friend. Has many friends and is the hottest guy in school/town. He is the most attractive man on planet earth.

See that hot guy there , he is totally a Garrettson

by BOB JOHN SAMSIN May 17, 2017

garretting

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.

Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.

by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

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by cmpisdabest October 22, 2023

Garretting

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.

After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.

by Spring83n December 5, 2012

Garretting

The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole

Stop garretting and give me candy

by tjm420 November 7, 2014

aliah garretson

This girl is a ugly piece of garbage<3 but she could grow up she’s still just 5 😂 jk but she needs possible help or a mental hospital rn thank you urban Dictionary<3

Aliah| why are you so fat

Me|well I wouldn’t wanna look like your ugly ass

Aliah| well your a hoe and I’m too scared to say stfu to someone’s face❤️😭

Like I would keep dreaming to be pretty as well ugly hoe ❤️ Love, The person that wants to kick ur ass✨😖 aliah garretson 🦶🏻

by Unknown doge October 30, 2020

Garrettsville

Town with one stop light. Everyone knows EVERYONE. Annoying ass kids who think juuling is cool. Nothing ever happens, except summer fest where a bunch of hooligan children go on pukefest rides, and hook up.

Garrettsville caught on fire whoopdee doo

by Bob squirt March 12, 2019