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The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.
Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.
garretting by phat_phuc October 30, 2014
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Garretting 

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A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.
After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.
Garretting by Spring83n December 5, 2012
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Garretting 

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The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole
Stop garretting and give me candy
Garretting by tjm420 November 7, 2014
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aliah garretson 

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This girl is a ugly piece of garbage<3 but she could grow up she’s still just 5 😂 jk but she needs possible help or a mental hospital rn thank you urban Dictionary<3
Aliah| why are you so fat

Me|well I wouldn’t wanna look like your ugly ass

Aliah| well your a hoe and I’m too scared to say stfu to someone’s face❤️😭

Like I would keep dreaming to be pretty as well ugly hoe ❤️ Love, The person that wants to kick ur ass✨😖 aliah garretson 🦶🏻
aliah garretson by Unknown doge October 30, 2020
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Garrettsville 

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Town with one stop light. Everyone knows EVERYONE. Annoying ass kids who think juuling is cool. Nothing ever happens, except summer fest where a bunch of hooligan children go on pukefest rides, and hook up.
Garrettsville caught on fire whoopdee doo
Garrettsville by Bob squirt March 12, 2019
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