garlot 

garlot- this person is an absolotuly legendary. garlot is the goat and wears cool glasses. u shld aspire to be as chaotic as a garlot otherwise who even r u.

person: did u see garlot yesterday
me: yes garlot laughs at everything

garlot by kiwikicaca March 9, 2022

garloid

A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.

I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk

garloid by rxicheru November 1, 2020

Garroth 

He likes doors. A lot

“You’re such a Garroth! Let’s get out of the door section already..”

Garroth by bean 420.69 October 23, 2019

garroth 

A shy handsome boy that will always care for the people he loves.

Sofia: my bf broke up with me :c
Garroth: Its ok, you'll find someone new someday

garroth by Kitty the mysterious January 20, 2016

Garlow 

Having Rambo like qualities; badass, son of rambo.

I wish I was as much of a Garlow as Shawn.

Garlow by Son of Rambo May 30, 2009

Garloid

A plump gut which hangs like a sack due to constant feeding. Usually bulbous and hairy.

Look at his garloid! That thing has to be sluthering city BBQ and General Tso’s chicken on the daily.

Garloid by DrRajMahal October 22, 2022

Garboting 

Saying you don't care when your actions show otherwise

- that dude is complete shit to you but i don't care
-Stop the garbot

- I don't care about what y'all think about me
-Then why you be garboting on IG?

Garboting by Gentille May 31, 2021