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A different way of saying girl gurl gal etc...
That garl has one fineeeeee booty
garl by looooooop[eeeeeeeeeeeeeee] October 27, 2007
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Eye residue which collects during the night in the inner corner
After a long night, my eyes were full of garl
Garl by TaintedlovePD November 25, 2009
While I was sick for two days I had a some major garl issues.
GARL by Garl master November 8, 2009
a sexy man that loves and cares for his family like no other. strong minded, hold nothing back, great in the sack, passionate, and just down right SEXY! A excellent lover, best friend, father, son and a the guy you want to know.
I want to meet that Garl.
Garl by Prettieyez February 3, 2010

Garl_Lard 

The abandoned creation sent away from God to be put into the care of Cum_Lord
Cum_Lord: God saw you Garl_Lard and knew he had made a mistake so he has sent to you me and I shall watch over you forever.
Garl_Lard by Cum_Lord April 4, 2021
A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.
I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk
garloid by rxicheru November 1, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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